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’Twas the night before Week Seventeen, and all through the league, Every manager was spiraling, fueled by hope, fear, and greed. The waiver wire lay barren, no miracles in sight, Just lineup tweaks and doomscrolling deep into the night. Two teams stood remaining, the rest long since dead: Kayak Pirates vs. showmedamoney! — the final thread. On one side sat Jeff, Jacob, and Daniel Smith, A software nerd, college kid, and teen chasing myth. Jeff coded by day and tilted by night

Congrats to Jeff Smith, KRABS, Billy, and Brent Woodcox for making the 2025 Playoffs. And no these were not the same four teams that made the Playoffs in 2024. Let's take a look at the matchups: #1 Kayak Pirates vs. #4 black is for sunday The Smith household is the Las Vegas favorite for the championship this year after his multiple trades. He led the league with 12 wins and has Josh Allen leading the way to a team with a projected 107 points in Week 16. And perhaps the most

BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! KRABS lost in Week 14. Cause or Causation?!?!? Ok let's get at it. I got up at 4:30 AM. I am currently somewhere over Oklahoma (Hannah Oklahoma to be exact. Apparently according to my seatback it had a population of 102 during the 2020 Census). I have been in Arizona all week with JT. I am tired. BUT IT IS TIME TO FINALIZE THE LAST PLAYOFF SPOT SO LET'S GET FIRED UP PEOPLE! Let's take a look at the contenders: black is for sunday:

Well we are officially past Thanksgiving and that can only mean one thing! Fantasy Playoffs are around the corner. Oh and Christmas is around the corner too. Some of us are very excited about this time and some of us well, look and feel like Aaron Rodgers right now: And I know what you are thinking. I have seen this guy before. Somewhere. Oh that's right: We are going full circle and connecting with one of the greatest Christmas movies ever made. And let's be honest, thi