Week 11

Another Sunday Column for your reading pleasure. I am currently sitting in a parking lot in Charlotte so circumstances never stop The Commissioner from bringing you the best media column in the history of the Playoffs!?! League.

So I am sure you may have noticed the epidemic that has been sweeping through the youth of our nation over the past few months. That's right the "67" epidemic. It's everywhere. Obnoxiously. I have come to the conclusion that I must fight for the people of America by fully embracing the "67" movement in my vernacular and behaviors. I will say and do it so much that Youth will eventually think that it is stupid and not cool. This will take a while though because I am clearly cool. But I invite you to join me. Just like the NFL.

In other news I thought this was a stat nugget that fully give a picture of how wild this season has been so far:

And finally I thought I would give a little update on the enigma that is Cam Skattebo. This guy is crazy. First he was seen basically starting a fight with The Judgement Day in MSG:

Then he was drinking out of a shoe on his Twitch Stream:

Finally let's get a quick update on our boy Carolina Mic and what he wants to do with $150K. I mean who can't blame him for wanting to go to Bojangles!

Ok let's get to the EVC's recap of Week 11 of the Dream Job league!

Welcome to the Week 11 “Dream Job” recap. I am back from my one week vacation, and happily, no KRABS sightings this week. Let’s move onto the awards.

Move of the Week:

In a very high scoring game between me and Brooks, little moves can win games. After I swooped up Mark Andrews on waivers (no clue why he was there), i decided why not start him over Harold Fannin. This moved turned out to win me a close game and pull me a suprising victory.

Manager of the Week:

Everly scored 114 points, proving her presence in the league. She has the mini hype train going, with Treyveon Henderson finally deciding to look like an rb1 and break out with 27 points. Tet Mcmillan was also on the mini hype train, having 3 tds and 25 points.

Manager of the Weak:

I think me and brooks both deserve this award. Our matchup was like broncos raiders on a monday night, pure disgust. Brooks single handedly lost because of Ja’marr, who apparently didnt spit on Ramsey. 

MVP:

I have nominated:

Mark Andrews (JT)

Dak Prescott (Daniel)

Treyveon Henderson (Everly)

Jacoby Brissett (Parker)

Michael Wilson (Laney)

Christian Mccaffrey (Derek)

Josh Allen (Robert)

I gotta go with mr 6tds this week. Josh Allen completely tore apart the bucs defense, and also tore apart Jacob’s soul. With not mang stifiling performances this week, Allen proved himself that he is still relevant, and brought Robert to a stifiling win.

Thanks for reading the week 11 recap as we continue to strive to be a better league than the playoffs league.

Until next week…….

-Executive Vice Commish

Before we get to this week’s awards, check out this week’s episode of Gridiron Heights. 

Season 10, Episode 11:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofFZj2cffwU

Manager of the Weak

Week 11 wasn't our best effort. It was UGLY with a capital U.

I mean the Chargers let me down in Week 11. Check this stat out:

"It is always darkest just before the Day dawneth"

Move of The Week

Rico or Henderson, Henderson or Rico, Rico or Henderson. Brent picked the wrong one two straight weeks but he outsmarted the decision in Week 11. He asked me who I would start. I said Rico. He started Henderson. His genius gave him 18 incremental Fantasy Points and helped drive a crucial Week 11 victory.

MVP

Josh Allen, TreVeyon Henderson, Christian McCaffery, Travis Etienne Jr, Brock Purdy

It has kinda flown under the radar this year, but McCaffery has been awesome all year. Like almost best player in Fantasy Football awesome if it wasn't for Jonathan Taylor. He has the second most fantasy points for Running Backs (209) and in Week 11 he had 30 points to help power a massive Week 11 victory for black is for sunday. He needs another win in Week 12 against his hated rival The Institute. Can he keep the streak going?

Manager of the Week

Josh Allen almost outscored my entire starting lineup. JSN is unstoppable. He is like finding a Golden Scar in Fortnite.

Jeff has won 6 in a row. He has made multiple trades to strengthen his roster. He is the odds on favorite for the 2025 Fantasy Champion. Can he finish the job? Alot of work left to do.

One thing is certain, The Flying Toaster is clearly fired up about this year's performance.

Until Week 12...

-The Commish