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Well we had fireworks in Week 7! It was the highest scoring week of the season and in fact it was the 8th highest scoring week in league history (which is pretty wild). 6 teams scored over 100 points and 3 teams scored over 130. Fun fact, the highest scoring week in league history was Week 5 in 2021 when we scored a combined 1,156 points (84 more than this past week). Brent beat me 153 to 86, behind 46 points from Lamar Jackson and 30 points from Mark Andrews Umphlett beat Co

Well I am not sure what to say about this NFL season. Their are basically three headlines: 1) Billy keeps winning 2) Everyone is hurt 3) Rico Dowdle is Jim Brown. I mean it's voodoo magic. On an Oz Pearlman level. Speaking of Oz, check this out: I basically feel like Gronk looks right now... There is one positive thing that is happening with the 2025 season and that is the league is collectively doing their job. The Institute is on pace to break Dirty Mike's league record th

Bigger disaster in 2025? The Commish or Bill Belichick? I mean woof. I am not sure what else to say. I mean Rico Dowdle looks like Barry...

So who else feels like this? Or this? Why can't we all be as happy as JK Dobbins looks and sounds like in this interview?!?! Welcome to...