Week 9

This is going to be a quick one this week because I don't have alot of time. But I am still going to bring you a column because that is what we do. Rain, Shine, Sleet, or Snow The Notes show up week after week after week. One thing is for certain, don't ever call me DJ Moore:

And boy was this week a HISTORIC WEEK IN AMERICAN HISTORY. Something happened this week that will go down in the annuals of history for the rest of time. Your Children and Children's Children will talk about it. Scroll down to learn more about this amazing, unbelievable event.

But before we get to awards and historic events, lets talk about the most clever troll of the week:

The real question here is: has DJ Moore quit the team? Will DeAndre Hopkins get some love from Overbay and ever get off the bench?

Unfortunately there was no new episode of Gridiron Heights this week so lets just get to the awards.

Manager of the Weak

The Commish. Looks like the momentum left quickly.

Although honorable mention to Aaron and This is the Way after dropping 58 points in Week 9. JaMarr Chase didn't show up in the Week 9 Joe Burrow explosion. But obviously that would be foreshadowing for Week 10...

I think we can both relate to this:

Move of the Week

The talk of the town this week wasn't the amazing event that WILL ALTER AMERICAN HISTORY. No it was Saquon Barkley jumping over someone backwards. I mean whoa. What exactly happened on that play. It was like something out of the matrix.

But I mean look at how this play has spread through Americas Culture this week. Its wild.

Check out the Eagles sideline:

Nike made it an ad:

We got kids (unsuccessfully) trying to recreate it in their own games:

But my personal favorite: It's use in Political Satire.

MVP

Saquon Barkley. Duh.

Manager Of The Week

He has finally done it Ladies and Gentlement. Brent Cozart, Dirty Mike, has won YOUR Manager of the Week for Week 10 after a thrilling 115 - 113 victory. This event was a watershed moment in American History. Something that will be talked about for generations and reshape the foundation of our country for generations. It truly was an amazing accomplishment to be proud of.

You are only 3 games out of the Playoffs Brent! Never give up, never say die! It could happen!

Until Week 10…

- The Commish

P.S. Election Ads are over!

P.S.S. The AI Image of the Week! I don't think this was AI's best week TBH.

Prompt: Saquon Barkley jumping backwards to do a reverse hurdle in the jumpman position over an NFL defender in an NFL game.