Week 6

We are getting alot of great interaction with the poll. Let's keep that up.

Last week there was pretty much a split opinion on where Drake Maye would end up with 2 votes for every option except only 1 for Top 30. Well in his first start he was all over the place with 3 Touchdowns and 3 turnovers. He had throws where he was way off and beautiful throws that had people in awe. Will be interesting to see how the encore goes in London this AM. I still think there is something there. Drake Maye has "it".

Since we are in the middle of Election season and there are a number of extremely important questions being asked, I thought I would take some of my real estate today to really touch on an important question that I think has been ignored far too long and that I am glad to see is finally being raised and answered across multiple platforms.

First some context. If you are not familiar with one of my favorite celebrities on X I would like to introduce you to Greg.

https://twitter.com/greg16676935420

Greg is an active user on X and he is just like you and me. In fact he describes himself this way "im greg I like football and stocks and my birthday im from kentuckey. I'm a investor. I like to golf at the golf course."

Over the past few weeks he has been asking a very important question. And he finally got it answered. And I think its important that my readers know the answer as well.

The question:

Well. This is obviously a very important question. And luckily for Greg and us, Stephen A Smith answered.

But wait. That wasn't all who answered. JJ Watt himself weighed in. Editor note: there is profanity.

And finally. On the biggest stage of them all. Kamala herself weighed in on this question on Fox News:

I hope that each of my readers learned something important. Thank you for learning more about this extremely important issue.

So What Would You Do?

• Call Your Friend
• "Fix" The Issue Yourself
• Door Dash A Plunger
• Leave It

Before we get to this week’s awards, check out this week’s episode of Gridiron Heights. 

Episode 6: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cri_A_EKN0M

Manager of the Weak

Things are bleak in Arlington and showemedamoney! headquarters. Injuries have well crushed this team. And the Cowboys. Well woof. The Cowboys are struggling right now. Billy has always seemed to have a little bit of magic in his teams the past few seasons, but that magic wasn't alive in Week 6. Prescott was awful and only scored 1 point and meanwhile Baker Mayfield had 30 points on his bench. If he had started Baker, he would have won.

You can tell the tension is high. Just listen to Billy's weekly radio show this week after the disappointing performance. Yikes.

Move of the Week

Picking players to start is a difficult task. But in Week 6 KRABS made a great choice to go with well, a very bad defense, against well, a very bad offense. And it worked for the Defense. The Saints started off the year on fire as a juggernaut, but maybe that is just what the Panthers and Cowboys make you look like. Since those games they have turned back into Pumpkins. And KRABS took advantage of it with Tampa Bay Defense score 17 points. It was a shrewd move, in their other games combined they have only scored 25 points. Congrats to KRABS for winning the Week 6 Move of the Week!

MVP

Josh Allen, Breece Hall, Chris Godwin, Jared Goff, David Montgomery

Breece has had an interesting season where he had three solid games with a touchdown in each for the first three weeks, then basically was erased from the game for two straight games where the offensive line couldn't block anyone. Then they fired the coach, got a new offensive coordinator, and the next game he had 160 yards. So its been an odd start. But in Week 6 Breece was an MVP. Down 13 points Breece had to have a big game on Monday Night Football to deliver. He ended up with 16 points and a huge come from behind victory. Big things are in store this season for Mr. Hall.

Manager Of The Week

It is well documented that if Umphlett had a better draft he would well have a better team. But you can't get much better than 5-1. Somehow, sans Josh Palmer and gasp Patrick Mahomes Umphlett is tied for first place in the league. Now he scored the 4th fewest points in the league but that comes with only having 409 points scored against him. He has had 88 fewer points scored against him then the team with the SECOND FEWEST POINTS SCORED AGAINST HIM. Sometimes drafting a team that scores points is a skill. Sometimes its finding a way to get a schedule where people don't score against you. But looking forward the biggest questions are how will the inseason moves impact Jerry's Belt Buckle. Chris Godwin looks like a revelation and I think that trade will work out well for Umphlett. But the question on Mahomes looms large. As he starts Sam Darnold in Week 7, will Umphlett regret dropping one of the top QBs in the league? Only time will tell.

Congrats to Umphlett for winning your Week 6 Manager of the Week award!

Until Week 7…

-          The Commish

P.S. Here is this week's AI Image of the Week

I figured i would stay on brand for the week. This picture needs no words. Although I am not exactly sure why there is a different person in the mirror.

Prompt: Describe a situation where you clog a toilet at your friends house and there is no plunger.