Week 2
- James Wilson
- Sep 22, 2022
- 4 min read
Well let’s go ahead and set the my mood. I think this tweet will do it:
No wait… I like this version better I mean it is baseball season after all right?
Oh wait. Maybe I just forgot the password.
So anyway, yeah I am frustrated. Why am I frustrated? Well multiple reasons but let’s go ahead and get this out now. I am frustrated about: Amon-Ra St. Brown. I mean seriously what the heck is going on here.
Amon-Ra St. Brown not only has one of the most complicated names in the NFL but he was the Week 2 NFC Offensive Player of the Week. Why did he win this award? Because he shredded the Commanders defense to the tune of 116 receiving yards, two receiving touchdowns, and somehow he had 60 rushing yards (I am sorry but this is just stupid). He scored 29 fantasy points in Week 2. For comparison my entire starting receiver group has scored 38 points. Combined. Through Weeks 1 and 2. So this guy is officially on my hate list. Now I am sure someone is going to say: But Jimmy he was one of the highest scoring NFL WRs over the 2nd half of the season last year. Well Peyton Hillis was on the cover of Madden once too. This is just dumb. It’s the freaking DETROIT LIONS. How is this guy open so much? They are throwing him the ball almost 40% OF THE TIME. WAKE UP PEOPLE, JUST DOUBLE TEAM HIM! IT’S JUST TJ HOCKENSON AND THE GHOST OF DJ CHARK. IT WILL BE OK.
NO. THIS YEAR’S COOPER KUPP IS COOPER KUPP.
HE HAS A TOUCHDOWN IN 6 STRAIGHT GAMES
HE HAS AT LEAST 8 CATCHES IN 8 STRAIGHT GAMES
FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT IS GOING ON?
P.S. Seriously Complicated Name Man. Chill Out.
Meanwhile Brent is the talk of the town:
And yes I am frustrated that I just was the Jose Taco's Truck Blowout of the week so yeah things need to improve in a hurry. Pronto.
In other news, I have to commend the Smith family for their work to expose the great lie that Birds Aren’t Real. I mean look what they did successfully destroying over 60 Government Drones this week:
Great Job Kayak Pirates!
Before we get to the awards lets check this week’s episode of Gridiron Heights:
Manager of the Weak
He is 0-2.
Justin Herbert got hurt. I mean punished.
Keenan Allen was (and will continue to get) injured.
Justin Jefferson had 4 (!?!?!) Fantasy Points in Week 2.
Christian McCaffery looks ….. normal.
P.S. Matt Rhule to Arizona St?
George Kittle hasn’t played a game all year.
He has benched his star keeper DK Metcalf.
Cam Akers isn’t (or was never) a thing.
He thought playing the Cleveland Defense was a good idea.
He picked up Devin Duvernay (who?!?!?).
The NFL is completely setup for his stupid strategy and it STILL isn’t working.
I mean the curse of Jeff Wilson Jr. is real people.
Move of the Week
Not a ton of non injury related movement in Week 2, but Brent did turn over one of his starting WR spots to one of his 72 rookie Wide Receivers and it paid off with Drake London getting 16 fantasy points on 86 receiving yards and a touchdown (12 targets). Somewhere Jeff Smith is taking out his rage of Kyle Pitts being forgotten on more government drones.
P.S. Jeff tell me you didn’t laugh at this:
MVP
Amon-Ra St. Brown, Nick Chubb, Tyreek Hill, Buffalo Defense, Aaron Jones
Stefon Diggs really tried to win MVP in Week 2, but he just missed. And I am sick of talking about the you know the complicated name guy so lets go ahead and give this award to Aaron Jones.
Aaron Jones scored a massive 28 Fantasy Points on 132 rushing yards and a rushing touchdown. But wait there’s more! He also had 38 receiving yards and a receiving touchdown. So this is exactly what Aaron envisioned when he drafted his favorite name player in the 2nd round. Jones has shown an ability to have huge weeks, but as referenced by his dud outing in week 1 (and his scattershot 2021 game log) there are bad games in there too. It really is bizarre because the Packers have paid him a ton of money and it really seems to be game to game and its hard to predict. But Aaron isn’t complaining because Aaron (Jones) huge game in Week 2 was the difference between a loss and a win over The Institute. And who would ever complain about The Institute losing?!?!?!?
Manager of the Week
Well look who is undefeated, that’s right ladies and gentlemen Billy and showmedamoney! And I am sure you are asking yourself how he is undefeated? Well simple answer: Josh Allen. This guy is the #1 keeper in the league and a cheat code. I mean after watching Russell Wilson unsuccessfully attempt to complete a pass (any pass of any length) over and over and over and over on Sunday the ease at which Josh Allen is able to complete passes of all lengths at all levels of the field over and over and over is well impressive. Here is the crazy thing about Billy’s team: Javonte Williams and Austin Ekeler haven’t done anything. Billy had one big game from the Bills Defense and one big game from AJ Brown. Other than that it has been the Josh Allen show. And he is 2-0. Watch out if he starts getting more consistent production because Billy has shown the ability to string together wins in the past.
Congrats to Billy and showmedamoney! for winning the week 2 Manager of the Week!
Until Week 3…
-The Commish
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