Week 10

Man where to start in this week's edition of the Notes. The NFL Is a bizarre sport.

Let's start with the apocalyptic offenses in the NFL. And no I am not talking about KRABS. I am talking about the Cowboys, the Jets, the and the Bears. It is unbelievable how bad these offenses were in Week 10.

• Chicago Bears: 142 Total Yards. 0 Touchdowns.

• Dallas Cowboys: 146 total Yards, 0 Touchdowns

• NY Jets: 207 Total Yards, 0 Touchdowns

I mean how do you watch this? It was awful. Big Cat certainly doesn't know.

I wonder how many Bears fans are watching Jayden Daniels and Drake Maye right now thinking "huh, did we screw up again here"?

And I mean has the Aaron Rodgers tenure in New York been anything other than an unmitigated disaster?

He got hurt like 3 plays into his first season and his second season he has well. Been awful? I mean is Aaron Rodgers any better than Zach Wilson?

I tell you what. Mike Williams has to be loving life right now. After catching the winning Touchdown for the Steelers in Week 10 I would imagine this is what he was doing:

Also, I am really surprsied how many Home Alone references I have managed to use this year. This is a fun little trend I may try to keep up.

And speaking of Davante Adams. After being traded from the 2-7 Raiders to the 3-7 Jets I would imagine this is what he is thinking...

So in short. Maybe Aaron Rodgers stinks. Cause the Jets are just awful. I got an idea. Why don't you run the ball 40 times a game. Just a thought.

And finally let's talk about the Cowboys. The good ole Cowboys. It's so bad Stephen A Smith isn't even wasting time posting selfie videos laughing anymore.

It seriously looked like Cooper Rush had never played football in his life before. It is unbelievable to me how Professional NFL offenses can literally look like they have never played the sport of football on a single day. And then Calvin Ridley and Will Levis can look like Tom Brady and Randy Moss on the same day. It's such an odd sport. But nothing as odd as the current fiasco with the curtains in Cowboys stadium. If you aren't familiar with this national tragedy, the sun apparently blinds players on the field and CeeDee Lamb was blinded by the sun on a endzone route costing a touchdown.

Here is another angle of the same play:

And what is the definition of irony?

And the kicker? They put up Curtains Friday Night for the Tyson fight.

The debate of the season. Who is the bigger bust: CeeDee Lamb or Tyreek Hill. Sigh.

Who Will Be The Bigger Bust?

• Tyreek Hill
• CeeDee Lamb

The only bigger trainwreck in Week 10 than these offenses was this dude on Wheel of Fortune:

Big logjam in the standings and some Week 11 matchups loom large:

Two huge ones:

• The Commish (5-5) vs. the icon (4-6)

• black is for sunday (5-5) vs. this is the way (4-6)

These are massive matchup that the loser probably is going to have an extremely difficult climb out of.

Before we get to this week’s awards, check out this week’s episode of Gridiron Heights. 

Episode 10:

Manager of the Weak

It never ceases to amazing me the excitement of our readers about The Notes. We can't be the Notes without each of you and I thank you each for your Patronage. And the pure joy and excitement about this week's Manager of the Weak award is truly something to behold. Billy was so excited to win this week's award that he texted me:

That is true passion and something that I admire. But I mean while Billy scored 15 more points than the lowest scoring Manager in Week 10 (note 47 points is NOT the lowest scoring points for a single week in League History) he still does have Dak Prescott on his roster in a non IR spot for some reason. I am not really sure what that reason is, but we are talking about a manager who has gone to the past two Fantasy Bowls so do not question his methods. He is going ALL IN on the LA Rams in Week 11 with Stafford, Williams, and Nucua. You might as well pick up their kicker and defense too bud. Make it a whole team effort thing.

But anyway, maybe things will turn around for Billy, but right now we are going to celebrate your Week 10 Manager of the Weak!

Move of the Week

KRABS had a huge move in Week 10 picking up the Buffalo Bills defense which scored 19 points in a 12 point victory. It was a very smooth move and is very similar to the move The Greek Freak pulled on Jaylen Brown this past week.

Almost as smooth as never returning phone calls.

MVP

Buffalo Bills Defense, Joe Burrow, Calvin Ridley, Derrick Henry, JaMarr Chase

I mean Chase scored 44 points. As a Non QB. How does he not win the MVP? But you know what. He doesn't win the Gold Metal Performance. That goes to the Minnesota Vikings Cam Bynum for recreating Raygun's Olympic Breakdance routine. A gold medal performance.

Manager Of The Week

Don't look now, but The Institute has won three in a row and is getting some injured players back. Lamar Jackson has been well, the most dominant player in Fantasy Football. But he is adding that to Calvin Ridley? I mean what the hell. Seriously, what the hell. And Travis Kelce is starting to pay off with double digit scoring weeks in 2 of his last 3 games. I mean there is really only one thing to say. The only thing that has more momentum than The Institute right now is this lady:

The sad thing is that VZ knows he has the momentum. Just check out this footage of him talking about his team:

Congrats to VZ for winning the Week 10 Manager of the Week!

Until Week 11…

-          The Commish

P.S. This week's AI Image of the Week. I think it got the pants right. That's about it though.

Prompt: Raygun breakdancer scoring a touchdown.